Published: December 1, 2011
Here's a re-run of an old classic, straight out of the archives of theonion.com.
The article begins, "After a two-year hiatus, Jesus Christ returned to the NBA last night, taking the court with his former team, the Atlanta Hawks. Christ, who quit the sport in May 1994 to focus on spreading His message of universal love and compassion, made His triumphant return last night against the Bulls, just in time for Easter Sunday."
"Fans also eagerly await the return of Christ's 'Ascension Dunk,'" the article continues, "a crowd favorite."
Read more here.
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